While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
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Did…did they just pelt her with chairs?
Did she catch those chairs?
No one’s going to comment on her swinging a table at that dude, though?
why are there so many daves
The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.
aka every festival performance of 505 from the past 3 years